Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick
"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"
by all in the name of jesus August 28, 2019
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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
by B-rellie August 06, 2011
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hooker knees

The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker.
Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model.
by Csheridan December 02, 2007
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Hooker-Nun

A female cybervangelist with questionable ethics. A female evangelical preacher who uses fear to extort tithings from the emotionally and intellectually infirm sheep that comprise her cybergation (cyberspace parish).
"Christian Broadcasting Network seems to employ a good number of hooker-nuns to keep its coffers full."
by VirtualVice August 14, 2009
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Russian hooker

A person who may have achieved a great deal in his/her lifetime, but still wets the bed.
Donald Trump was late to his meeting again this morning. He said he was up all night tweeting but I know that man a Russian hooker.
by Sonne:Doof February 01, 2017
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hooker stomp

To brutally murder a filthy diseased hooker.
Y'all see that? That bitch went crazy as hizell! Hooker stomped that hoe til her boots was covered in blood an brains yo!
by Joshney September 16, 2007
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Asian hooker

they'll do what you want...
"Come, you asian hooker! Lemme stuff this peanut butter down you!"
...."Yes, master."
by dabadabadabadabadaba January 24, 2011
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