hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023

Doc holding

We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick

I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo

by A mofokur June 10, 2020

Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.

Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.

by Stonktopus August 17, 2022

hold w

hold w / hold w gaming is a csgo meme where players dont respect the general norms of playing slowly and clearning angles, but instead just hold w key and shit on people

green: GUYS PLEASE LETS PLAY SLOW GUYS THEYRE NADING ON BANANA ITS SO HARD TO PUSH AND HES AWPING NOOO AA PLEASE DONT PUSH GUYS HOLD PLEASEE
purple: stfu pussy and embrace the hold w

*pushes banana before nades and gets double entry with mac 10*

by xizt_1_major_s1mple_0_major October 13, 2020

The Tate Hold

A sex position in which you, a real cobra G, fuck a cute femboy in the ass while cupping their nuts to the side as a real man should.

I was kinda thinking fucking Alex was gay until i tried the The Tate Hold, now I feel like a new man.

by Albert G. Faust March 19, 2023

The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

hold that heat

When smoking marijuana cigarettes and your partner passes the blunt your way.

We in da trap, bag talkin’, when my broski lit up a blunt and said “hold that heat.”

by Lil Durkski November 10, 2022