Joe Hoffer

The God of metal. Currently in the band Eden Is Burning

Oh my Joe Hoffer,
Joe Hoffer Is GOD
I am The Shreding Machine said Joe Hoffer

by Joe Hoffer May 28, 2006

Hoffro

A cool white man's afro. Similar to David Hasslehoff's circa 1985 (see Knight Rider series for reference).

"I can't grow my hair long, it looks like a Hoffro!"

by J "to the" D June 10, 2008

Hoefaglet

someone who is a major bitch! this is a huge insult! they are a whore and they act like an asshole to everyone! major hooker. this is an extremely bitchy asshole that everyone just wants to give a good punch in the face to.

Guy: Did you talk to Anna today?
Girl: Yeah she was being such a Hoefaglet
Guy: I know i hate that bitch
Girl: me too!

by afropuff696969 December 12, 2009

Hoff Out

"Hoff Out" means to leave early from a party or social event with or with out saying good-by.

Made popular by the Hoffmans for always leaving early. However, you do not have to be a Hoffman to say.

Have you seen the Hoffman's?
Sorry, but it looks like they "Hoffed Out" again?!

I'm getting tired. Let's 'Hoff Out' while no one is looking.

by Dictonary Addict February 5, 2010

Hoffific

A disease names after David Hasselhoff.

You're Hoffific if you have to do everything in slow motion.

m: "Dude that guys running in slow motion,"

u: "I know, I think he has Hoff disease."

m: "The poor guy is Hoffific."

by Guitarse October 2, 2010

HOFdankle

Only the finest kush from the Himalayas, all mixed in to one strain and with the power of chemistry and diatoms and all that fancy shit, HOFdankle Kush was born.

Dude 1: "Hey man! Did you hear, Jeff brought a fourth of HOFdankle."
Dude 2: "Fuck me, we're getting BAKED tonight."

by dank420 March 31, 2015

Hiffa

Hiffa often confused with Hofte is an uncommon mistake made in the Norwegian language by retards

Jeg har Vondt i Hiffa

by Hipnix321 February 20, 2017