Hoehogging

When a man who gets hoes never wants to lob them to his homeboys and put them on, hoarding his women from his own friends.

Stan: JD can you put us on one of your hoes?

JD: Hell na man

Stan: Bro you always Hoehogging, put me on bruh.

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Hoenouns

What hoes put in their bio so they can be referred to as

Person 1: "Oh look at this shi- bro, this bitch got dem hoenouns listed on her bio"
Person 2: "What does that say... Dominator/Wifey"
*Grouped up laughter*

by Smecherfrfr February 25, 2025

Hoetocracy

The current state of what used to be a functioning economic system in the U.S. Our collective leadership is run by and influences people to only care about themselves and worship money and sex and exploiting others.

I don’t watch news anymore cause they all sold out cause all we got is this dumb hoetocracy where everyone at the top is pimpin us out.

by WattevaUwant May 7, 2025

Hoetocracy

The type of corrupt government we are experiencing today: leadership of, by, and for those who prostitute themselves and others in order to achieve their goals.

I don’t know if I should vote again because of the hoetocracy running it. I don’t make no difference when all they do is steal everything and make it all about them and their friends.

by WattevaUwant May 16, 2025

Hoeconomy

The overwhelming majority of women operating in today’s dating market who treat relationships like transactional deals—offering minimal effort and maximum entitlement, chasing clout, validation, and easy money, while ghosting, gaslighting, and demanding high-value men with zero accountability.

“Man, dating’s dead. It’s all just a hoeconomy now—fake love, fake vibes, and fake loyalty.”

by shores June 29, 2025

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis

Someone who is so narcissistic and childish that they refuse to see their own mistakes and blame the entire world for their sad and selfish way of life. Always a victim and never the responsible party for anything. You will never win an argument with them or get them to see their wrong doings.

“Man, I can’t believe what Brooke did to my brother”
“What happened?”

“Her car broke down and even after he fixed it, she blamed him for not knowing it would break and not being able to fix it faster, she didn’t even pay him!”

“Wow, she’s such a Cuntasourous hoemongus idioslutis!”

by Jonny ButterStrings November 15, 2023