Take A Hillary

Taking the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile shit after a night of eating pizza.

Take a Hillary: "Oh god, bro. Those little cheese pizzas with walnut sauce are really messing with my stomach. I gotta go take a massive Hillary!"

by Stephano the Golden Statue December 13, 2016

hey hillary

A phrase issued to my kids when they attempt to deflect responsibility for a transgression which they should take full responsibility for.

As my son tried to push the blame to mom because his form for a winter ski pass wasn't mailed in time I looked at him and barked "Hey Hillary!)

by dunnro2 November 24, 2016

Bill and Hillary

Term used to describe a platonic relationship which only exists to strategically further the status of those in the relationship.

Guy 1: "Dude, Tom and Beth are always together, but I've never even seen them hold hands!"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, they're a total Bill and Hillary"

by BJslutz. May 10, 2009

pulling a hillary

the act of a former first lady campainging for a shot at her own presidency; could also be referred to as a 'wife swap' or a moment at which the first lady publicly starts wearing the pants in the relationship

Katie: Michelle Obama is pretty hardcore
Anna:yeah...
Katie: i would so vote for her if she ever went for "pulling a hillary"!

by Katie_0990 January 20, 2009

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

Pull a Hillary

Removing incriminating evidence before it can be found.

Person 1: If I die Pull a Hillary on my browser history.

Person 2: Don't worry, no one will ever find out.

by raptorman1185 November 23, 2016

Dirty Hillary

A Dirty Hillary is an alcoholic beverage consisting of Grey Goose vodka, lemon juice and grenadine served in a previously used 32oz. cup from a convenience store without ice.

I'm too poor to buy any mixer so I guess I will just have to make myself a Dirty Hillary.

by HardSparkler June 13, 2011