Himi

A Himi (pronounced HIGHME) is a very lazy and incompetent person who always makes mistakes and tries to get out of work. Often a himi will make everything worse, but will be too foolish to realize their own lack of skill and will demand praise. In general a himi is the worst worker you can have. The term has unknown origins but originates from the chicago land area

The worker made every mistake possibly, turns out he is a real himi

by Big Pappi July 11, 2025

Himicidal

Having homicidal thoughts about a man as a result of him doing dumb shit that only a man would do.

When he mansplains, I feel himicidal.

by Imexpensivesweety August 12, 2025

Hiding the bean

Girls masturbating until they cum and make a mess in the bed.

"I was hiding the bean yesterday, it was SO good"

by Jamal.monkey September 22, 2025

Hiding the snake

Hiding the snake is a game played in the closet usually in the dark where two people (usually male) grab each others dicks and hide the heads in each other's foreskin. This act can also be known as docking, but unlike docking, both people are usually flaccid. In turn, hiding the snake.

Guy 1: Hey, I just got done hiding the snake in my closet with uncle barry!
Guy 2: No, you fucking idiot, you got molested.

by Squashybead2217 October 13, 2025

Himminent

When a man's arrival is anticipated momentarily, most commonly for a booty call.

"I gotta get off the phone, Dana. Jerome is himminent."

by Ivory Dynamite December 5, 2025

Hidini

(noun. Portmanteau of 'Hide' and 'Houdini')

A person who performs a masterful, Houdini-like social disappearance, often without a trace.

To play (a) Hidini: To vanish so completely from one's social life it's like they were sawed in half and locked in a trunk.

Maud: Have you seen Marigold since she went to the lakes?
Bethany: Not a glimpse. She seems to have... vanished.
Maud: I believe she has played a Hidini.
Bethany: A full disappearing act? I hope she played a Walden.

by Love-fi December 13, 2025

Raw Hidin

Blatantly palm covering your phone screen, positioning your body so your phone isn't seen or angling your phone screen away from who you'd like not to see it. a suspect move in general but especially when being done to a significant other or partner in a relationship.

"we were layin down last night and she got a snap. but before she opened it, she started raw hidin.."

"he's usually very open with me about his phone but lately he's been screen blockin every time he gets a text.."

by sexsymbolego March 5, 2016