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heterodeist

A person who believes in a god, but not the same god as any religious organization. A person who elects to personally define the characteristics of the god they believe in.
I'm a heterodeist. Sure, I believe in God, just not your god.
by Shoaler March 8, 2010
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Heterobaiting

Showing hetero couples (John and Mary..) on TV shows (Sherlock...) to lure hetero people to them what, obviously, is false information 'cause the TV show is gay AF (And TJLC/Johnlock is OBVIOUSLY real and canon). Mofftiss, the creators of BBC Sherlock, we're the first ones to invent heterobaiting.
"OMG did you saw John and Mary's family photo with their baby? SO CUTE OMG THEY ARE SO IN LOVE AAA-"
"Don't be stupid! They are obviously heterobaiting. I mean, John doesn't like Mary, he likes Sherlock and johnlock is becoming canon in season 4, you silly!"
by LittleFireFly00 December 15, 2016
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Your petero a hetero

The worst insult known to man. Can cause someone's fucking organs to melt. It's even worse than your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your grandpap a trap and even your granny tranny.
Tom: Your mom gay
Jerry: Your dad lesbian
Tom: Your granny tranny
Jerry: Your grandpap a trap
Tom: Your sister a mister
Jerry: Your brother a mother
Tom: You have insulted me for the last time...you have made me do this
Jerry:Dear god tom, please no!
Tom: Your petero a hetero.
Jerry: organs fail and liquify
by Iamprotog3nt May 18, 2018
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heterochallenged

A being that is sexually involved with a member of the same gender of their species. They are either unable, or refuse to become sexually involved with a being of the opposite sex. Also referred to as "homosexual" "gay" or "homo." In specific situations, the term "Faggot" is used to describe a male, and "Dyke" is used to describe a female. These terms are often associated with a hatred of the heterochallenged by heterosexuals.
He must be heterochallenged to kiss another guy!
by Spanio May 23, 2003
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heep

A vague universal word that is applied in random conjunctures of a sentence or as a single word replacing emotional expressions. When used in a sentence, the word in which was replaced, is being expressed as an important or epicenter of the thought. Word can also be used to close unfinished thoughts due to disgust or boredom of current sentence. Commonly used as a replacement for overly used curse words.

Word's origin is from the results of a typo during a game of deathmatch doom2 via 9600 baud modem.
HEEP! You see that curdle?
What the heep?
That rocket just, heep...
My car is heeped, so I need to wash it.
Heep?
Heep.
by Lamer810 May 1, 2009
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Heteroflexible

In the swinging lifestyle someone who will let a person of the same gender preform a sexual act on them, but never reciprocate.
Female #1: Oh she is so sexy, I think I'm gonna try and get me some of that!
Female #2: Honey just skip it she's only Heteroflexible.
Female #1: T#@t tease
by ilovesexy September 18, 2013
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heteroflexible

A person who believes they are straight, but will sleep with the same sex, but is not open about their sexuality as bi-sexual individuals.
I'm not gay because i sleep with men sometimes, that means i'm just heteroflexible.
by Adam and Steve's Towing April 12, 2010
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