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Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.
"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."
by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008
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pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.
Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
by alcoholic_crow December 16, 2011
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Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
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Football helmet

The Football Helmet is a piece of protective equipment for players, originally intended to keep Tom Brady from kissing other players on the lips
Antonio was lucky, He caught that god awful pass and Brady tried to kiss him, luckily Brady had his Football helmet on.
by William Moates August 21, 2021
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brown helmet

When someone spreads their butt cheeks and places their asshole directly on a sleeping persons face and farts and/ or shits.
Jimmy's sleeping, quick shit on his face!
Oh, you mean a brown helmet!
by Stalin37 March 20, 2005
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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cheesey helmet

same as nobcheese but less rude
man i gota clean out this cheesey helmet of mine
by Pazzy Bee May 13, 2005
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