Heelan 

People who have this name are CRAZY. They are very loving and care about one another. You should be grateful to have a Heelan in your life because they will love you till the end of theirs. They are absolutely the most fun group of people to hang out around. Don’t mess with one heelan because they will all group together and jump you.

Don’t mess with a Heelan you don’t know what they are going to do

Heelan by Crazy words November 21, 2018

Heelaism 

A subject of interest so broad it simply cannot be narrowed down into one definition.

I worship and live for heelaism

Heelaism by Heela worshipper November 17, 2021

Heeler 

Another term used to refer to the drug acid / LSD

took too many heelers now my brain has superpowers m8!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!

Heeler by wetalleds October 21, 2023

Shit-heeling  

While driving, like having a piece of toilet paper stuck to the heel of one's shoe, a driver tailgating you, following too close behind you on a highway, in hopes of making you drive faster, so you will get stopped for speeding and they will drive on.

Look behind us, here's another nut shit-heeling us!

Shit-heeling by tranceman December 20, 2008

hands to heels 

when a female of college age has no idea of a basic sexual position of standing and bending over...

A sexual position of deep penetration and absolute arousal that allows a bending position to be dominated by the penial partner

"Meredith takes dick like a champ: Hands to heels"
^
^~~~Only example necessary

hands to heels by Kiki Sanchez January 17, 2011

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels 

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

head-over-heels 

In disorderly haste; really confused or disordered; ass backward

The test result turned my orderly life head-over-heels.

head-over-heels by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022