When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog
by Em90 January 20, 2022
Get the Hedgehoggingmug. so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
by amongus man January 12, 2022
Get the cucking hedgehogsmug. basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
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person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you
by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021
Get the Sonic The Hedgehog Hairmug. An insult used for someone who has framed you for crimes and made you wanted by the military. Coined in 2001 in the SEGA Dreamcast game Sonic Adventure 2 by Sonic the Hedgehog in a confrontation with Shadow the Hedgehog who had framed him for crimes.
by [INSERT A PSEUDONYM HERE] August 13, 2023
Get the Fake Hedgehogmug. a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and i said that's disgusting so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com, shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. and guess what. here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THATS RIGHT BABY. all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what, im gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISSSSS. except im not gonna piss on the earth, im gonna go higher. im pissing on the MOOOONNNN! how do you like that obama????? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking EARTH. now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too
person a: oh you know shadow the hedgehog?
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
person b: the one with the gay highlights?
person a: yeah the one with the piss rock
by sonadowfire April 15, 2024
Get the shadow the hedgehogmug. Derek,” man Jayden was being such a hedgehog today.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
by The anal god 420 December 27, 2022
Get the Hedgehogmug. When a man rubs a ballon on his dick and balls, making his pubic hair stand straight up, resembling a hedgehog.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing a eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his NewHampshire Hedgehog last night while she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.
by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023
Get the NewHampshire Hedgehogmug.