Hedgehogging

When you’re watching a scary movie and something makes you jump so you curl up in a ball like a hedgehog

Omg that made me jump so much I started Hedgehogging!

by Em90 January 20, 2022

Sonic The Hedgehog Hair

basically ''Sonic The Hedgehog Hair'' means when you go into school and then your hair looks like sonic.
and then youre embarrased beacuse your teacher said you have sonic hair and every kid in the planet is laughing.
:

person 1: hey you got Sonic The Hedgehog Hair.
every kid on earth: hAhAhAhA
me: i am going to dismantle you

by justasonicfannothingpersonal2 August 31, 2021

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state

so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs

by amongus man January 12, 2022

hedgehog

a slang term for a child

i love playing Genshin Impact, my favourite character is the hedgehog

by kai (cobra kai) March 1, 2022

Hedgehog tricks

Ejaculating on camera during Skype sex.

Whenever we Skype he does hedgehog tricks and I love it.

by Mackenzie Roze December 18, 2017

New Hampshire Hedgehog

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.

Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

by Fat Dirty Jew July 31, 2023

Sonic the Hedgehog

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"

Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.

" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.

" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."

by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020