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Hedgehog Facefuck

A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me?
Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "
by dogafire July 9, 2024
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hedgehog ass

when you sit on something sharp and it pricks your ass
ah fuck that sofa gave me a hedgehog ass
by steve-m8 June 9, 2016
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hedgehog fun

When you and your friends,or strangers, dress up like sonic characters and proceed to buttfuck each other relentlessly
Ben-"Hey guys after the fur con do you all want to have some hedgehog fun"
Carson-"yea dude I'm totally down"
Zuava-"I'm not first this time"
by Undeadknight69 November 9, 2017
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Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog

How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself
"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair
by Skootnix August 11, 2022
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Gassing the Hedgehog

A kinky sex act where one partner, after eating a gas-inducing meal (think beans or broccoli), unleashes a prolonged, intentional fart while the other partner is curled up in a tight, defensive position—mimicking a hedgehog’s spiky ball—during oral or anal play. The “gassing” is the pungent release, meant to tease or dominate the “hedgehog,” who’s either reluctantly into it or playfully protesting the stench. Requires trust, a twisted sense of humor, and probably a safe word.
Last night got wild—Jake was gassing the hedgehog while Sarah was all curled up, giggling and yelling for him to stop before she passed out.”
by Nasty Ninja April 30, 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog

The game where it all began

Is it the mega drive version or is it the 06 version?
Sonic the Hedgehog, blue hedgehog, is fast, can run, can go through loops, can jump, can look down, can... em... y'know, fun
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023
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Cucking Hedgehogs

When a male is disappointed by another person right after being hyped up
male: can’t wait for that Florida Georgia Line concert!
female: it’s gonna rain
male: Mother Nature really be cucking hedgehogs
by Local Milk Man January 13, 2020
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