Derek,” man Jayden was being such a hedgehog today.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
John,” really tho I’m so confused on how hee has friends.”
by The anal god 420 December 28, 2022
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.
Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007
by coollllllccckkk February 09, 2016
the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.
by the wiggles123 April 04, 2019
When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
by SkdjdjdjeAll May 21, 2022
by The Asian Nugget December 14, 2020
by kai (cobra kai) March 01, 2022