to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
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Get the Haze mug.Something that comes out of Indonesia's ass when it decides to burn its land. Affects Malaysia, Singapore, and sometimes even other South East Asian countries.
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In the popular “Life Series”, a player will have different objectives based on their lives. When on red life (the last), that person will commonly experience a sort of desperate bloodthirsty urge for chaos, destruction, and victory. Red Haze describes the -trance- a person is put in, making their actions unreliable and out of hand.
Grian: Joel literally has two hours left, and with the bad boys disbanded, he has been consumed by the red haze!
Joel: MWAHAHGAHHA, DIE DIE DIE. DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
Joel: MWAHAHGAHHA, DIE DIE DIE. DONT YOU DARE RUN AWAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!
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Dude 1: Bro I dont feel safe I think we might get molested.
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful
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Get the Haze Of Molest mug.Ouija Board users often have rather mysterious and perplexing experiences when handling the board. Users sometimes combine Entheogens—psychoactive substances used in religious, psychotherapeutic, shamanic and spiritual contexts. Examples of Entheogens include, but are not limited to Cannabis, DMT Ethanol, LSD, Mescaline, Psilocybin, etc. Taking Entheogens while conducting a session with the Ouija Board is known as a Ouija Haze. Ouija Hazers usually are astounded by their thought-provoking sessions. Users report a greater sense of connection with the spirit world when they conduct Ouija Haze sessions. Jaw-dropping revelations and apparitions sometimes accompany Ouija Haze sessions. A heightened sense of tranquility and excitement is experienced when the Entheogen are combined with older Ouija boards (the older the board the better the Ouija session will be).
Bob: Hey Dan, tonight we are going to Ouija Haze (verb).
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
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