ass hammock

When your cat lays on your thighs and uses your ass as a pillow and takes a nap.

"Dude, I don't want to freak you out, but yer cat used you as an ass hammock last night."

by Sir HIIMX August 26, 2009

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Hammond

Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.

Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right

by TigerballZpants December 19, 2008

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hammoking

The action of a girl licking from a mans butt hole to his balls and proceeding with a blow job.

hammoking is when a girl is giving a rim job then goes to a blow job but her tung never leaves the body

by Zach Woods October 20, 2007

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Hammock

Adj. To be cool; To relax; To calm down
Synonyms - Chill
Antonyms - To Stress

Common Uses
1. Describing A Situation

2. Describing A Person

3. Describing A Place

1. Mann, tonight? I just want to go out and be hammock.

2. That one chick we met last night that was down, she's hella hammock.

3. Everyone should visit Italy, it's a hammock kick it spot.

by Pa-Donk-A-Donk March 14, 2008

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pussy hammock

Another name for a pantie liner. (with or without wings.)

Yo woman! your dam pussy hammock are stuck to the inside of the cloths dryer again!
If you washed and re-used them, say about six times you would save oodles of money!!

by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006

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HAMON DILL

slang for ecstacy, not advised for use if ex-formula one champ Damon Hill has resorted to dealing drugs.

"Have you got any Hamon's?"
"What?"

by ROYCE SLAVEN May 5, 2003

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haemorrhoids

A varicose dilatation of a vein of the superior or inferior haemorrhoidal plexus, resulting from a persistent increase in venous pressure.

Presents as a livid and painful swelling formed by the dilation of the blood vessels around the margin of, or within, the anus, from which blood or mucus is occasionally discharged. This is called haemorrhoids.

by Mhairhi Dunn December 1, 2007

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