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Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun
by MintyLeila July 27, 2005
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happiness

the emotion that occurs when you finally come on top after a struggle in your life, usually doesn't last long.
you've never tasted true happiness if you've never had a big struggle in your life.
by k.cemp January 3, 2007
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Happiness Blip

A moment of brief satisfaction in the midst of an otherwise unpleasant series of circumstances.
The lunch break that separated two 4-hour shifts of hard labour provided Doug with a happiness blip that lasted 30 minutes.
by Daren Bukator December 29, 2007
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safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
by Master P '84 January 13, 2008
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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Handiness

This is when a male human is born with a hand penis, or a handiness, where his regular penis should be. A person with a handiness ussually has finger sticking out of there dong, and sometimes has a palm on the top.
Girl: hey man, whats up?
Dude: Not much, wanna suck my handiness?
Girl: eeeewww! perve!
by shitdood December 28, 2007
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happiness

happiness is kind of like collapsing on the floor in a tidal wave of your own boiling hot diarrhea, at the same time, getting slapped lightly across the bell-end with an electrified sledge-hammer to the tune of "let the bodys hit the floor" by drowning pool.........
"I'd be happy if I wasn't retarded" - A Retard
by penis-vagina March 14, 2005
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