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Facebook Hampster

The Facebook Hamster: Stays on your FB as friends on the wheel going round and round looking at your feeds day in and day out then wanna to jump off and have some relevancy. RUSerious. You don't click like on any post but like them from your wheel. Keep drinking water, stay on the wheel and wait for me to give a hoot!
Oh, their goes John again being a DAMM Facebook Hampster! Dude, get you some business!
by CBeason August 1, 2013
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yamp hamper

Hey did you see that girls yamp hamper

ya I'd love too lick that yamp hamper
by dc1178 April 19, 2014
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New Hampshire Boob Warmer

When u get in a squatting position and screech the sound of a seagull while u shit on her boob
I just gave Jenn a New Hampshire boob warmer
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Mia Hampel Day

Mia Hampel day is November 2nd, it’s the day that everyone around the world praises Mia Louise Hampel. 🥰
OMFG it’s November 2nd, Mia Hampel Day
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New Hampshire

The state where everybody is a pothead, yet marijuana is illegal.

The state where everybody owns a gun, yet there is hardly any gun violence.

The state where you aren't an alcoholic if you don't drink during the day.

The state where you find used needles in a field of sunflowers.

The state where idiots from the south get lost on the woods/drown because they think they are outdoorsmen.
"New Hampshire is full of gun toting hippies and weed smoking grannies."
by christboygenius August 12, 2021
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Hampden-Sydney

Hampden-Sydney is an all male school located in southern Virginia. WASPs dominate the rural 500+ acre campus. Men come to HSC to earn an education, but not just any education. An education that prepares each student for leadership and sucess in every sense of the word. Sucess in the financial, social, and athletic realms of life. The atmosphere at HSC has been compared to that of a private Country Club. The major difference between HSC and a Country Club is that the students who pay an enourmous amount of money to attend the school often have little power concerning legal and social affairs in the community. The corrupt board, administration, and faculty use the students to their advantage for their own self interests. This has often been said to be one of the only negative aspects of the community; however, this is a very big negative. Honor and tradition come with the price of a corrupt group of adults in power. If students had more of a voice, this community would be ideal for any WASP of the south east. The party scene is dominated by a variety drugs and alcohol. Women come to the school searching for their future six figure man. The key word here is searching. Good luck women. If this schools corrupt minority would let up just a hair, this would be the ideal community of rich, athletic, honorable, and scholarly gentelmen of the south.
If you want to be a sucessful, powerful, and influential leader in the world, I reccomend that you apply for admission at Hampden-Sydney.
by 110PERCENT November 25, 2004
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hamp

one who is willingly cultrally confused.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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