hamburger pinwheel

1. (n)-a sexual position where a man penetrates a woman's vagina from behind and rotates her about his penis while she defecates.

2. (n)-the resulting stain from the above-mentioned sexual act resembling hamburger pinwheel (disambiguation- food).

jim- how did eric hurt his junk?

jason- I heard he and tiffany tried the hamburger pinwheel last night.

by dhsFoodService April 19, 2009

hamburglar

A small, neurotic man who is given to mischievous acts, particularly of a covetous nature; one who resembles the McDonald's Hamburglar in appearance and disposition.

"Hey man, is it cool that i took your cigarette cellophane?"
"Dammit, dude, stop being such a fucking hamburglar!"

by friesandgrilledcheese May 20, 2010

Hamburber

a Childs way of saying hamburger

I want a hamburber

by turtle-master243 March 17, 2022

Cheesy Hamburger

When the male ejaculates into a male or females anal cavity and pulls out and squeezes the bum cheeks together and the seimen dribbles out, giving the cheesy hamburger effect

Mate one: Bro Daryl gave that 50 year old the cheesy hamburger last nite!

Mate two: Real? What a sick bastard!

by Cheesy Hamburgler October 5, 2009

Dirty Hampus

When you take your dads cumsock and suck on it

Imma get some Dirty Hampus in a minute

by Hejhej5 December 5, 2020

Hampus

A typical swedish name given to those without braincells. They often cry when you talk shit about them but when they do it, it's funny .

Hampus: why are you so fat
Me: u mom gay
*Hampus dies*

by representing uk irish gang March 23, 2018

Jersey Hamburger

When a man takes a woman's patties (her breasts) and warms them up (slaps them around) then eats the hamburger (motorboat). He then slaps her across the forehead with his boner, knocking her out, then gives her some cement shoes (cum on her feet) and make her "sleep with da fishes" (pee on her face)

ay-yo douchebag, i totally gave Snookie a Jersey Hamburger after I gave her a Jersey Hotdog

by JerseyBoi Yee December 29, 2010