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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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Hairy Cocktail

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
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Hairy Canary

When Walter found out that Gary spent the rent money on beer and hookers he had a Hairy Canary.
by leahcim September 30, 2005
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Hairy Mary

A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
by [TaintSniff] December 18, 2008
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hairyolas

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them
Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.
by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006
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Hairy fellah

A persons(usually male) bare ass all covered in black thick hair.
We were at the beach and all of a sudden George decided to show me his Hairy fellah!

Look! There's some five-o's I'm going to give them a little glimpse of my Hairy fellah.
by peer2beer June 27, 2006
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Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008
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