gurting

when someone is doing something very smart but also very dangerous at the same time

Person A: I knew this was going to happen
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!

by realtazzy April 27, 2025

Gurt

When you do something that is smart, but also very dangerous.

When I invested in bitcoin in 2011, that was very gurt.

by Johnsohy April 15, 2025

gurt

gurt: yo

omg this song is so Kevin
gurt:yo

by iMadeAComment <3 April 30, 2025

Gurting

It means doing something smart but also very dangerous

Joe is gurting to get the huzz

by itskobra April 13, 2025

Gurt

To perform an activity that is really smart but also very dangerous.

The man is gurting while climbing up the ladder.

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!

by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024