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gooner

someone who has the innate desire to goon
he is such a gooner.
by Kykai February 10, 2025
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goonermaxer

A person that goons alot or is weird to be araund.
Henry was so touchy today.

I know hes such a goonermaxer
by Eespruh February 20, 2025
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goonershit

Someone who chooses to masturbate in a public bathroom
Goonershit #1: "Yo what you gooning to in there?"
Goonershit #2: "This Jade chick from Fortnite"
by watchingted February 25, 2025
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Gooner Supreme

This prestigious title is awarded to the most dedicated and knowledgeable Gooners who have demonstrated an exceptional level of expertise, loyalty, and passion for the Goon. It is a distinction reserved for those who have earned the highest recognition within the community by becoming the Gooner Supreme.
Example: After 10 years of straight Goon, Nick Adatia was recognized and named the Gooner Supreme.
by Gooner Supreme March 2, 2025
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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat
Zane is such a gooner
by Decccyyy March 5, 2025
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