gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Green Gobbler

One who consumes copious amounts of marijuana.

Hey, Michael, you're such a Green Gobbler...

Green Gobbler by halifaxanadu August 12, 2009

douche-gobbler 

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

douche-gobbler by EmDix January 20, 2009

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.

"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

Glizzy Gobbler by GetAwayNick July 7, 2020

The holy gooble 

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.

You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

The holy gooble by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 9, 2013

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.

Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.

Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008