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Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"
by ghettorando901 May 12, 2014
mugGet the Ghetto Boardingmug.

Desi Ghetto

An impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged locality or residential area of a city, with a disproportionately large Indian immigrant population.

These areas are notorious for petty crime and street fights between confused Brown kids (see: Sauga Boy).

Often you'll see adult children still living at home with their parents in desi ghettos or two to three families living in one home - this is because desis are cheap as hell.

Desi Ghettos
1. Brampton, Ontario
2. Surrey, British Columbia
3. Mississauga, Ontario (Meadowvale)
4. Rexdale, Ontario (Albion Road)

5. Edison, New Jersey (Oak Tree Road)
Toronto guy: I'm heading Square One in Mississauga. Wanna tag along?

Markham girl: Eww no. That's a desi ghetto.
by JimStewart April 14, 2020
mugGet the Desi Ghettomug.

Ghetto Snowcone

A black girl who is sporting a bright, unnatural colored weave or hairdo.
I seen La'Trice Walking down the street today wearing her new green weave. She looked like a ghetto snowcone!
by Jerm Penn February 25, 2011
mugGet the Ghetto Snowconemug.

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.
"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?
by Frank Brown April 3, 2008
mugGet the ghetto keymug.

ghetto trash

an individual or group of individuals that dress like thugs & use slang nobody understands. Tries to pick up EVERY woman, especially women who are out of their league. Never succeeds. Gets mad and throws a hissy fit like a 2 year old when rejected. Complains about everything & is disrespectful. Acts like they have money & then never tips at restaurants. Offensive to all, gets offended at things not meant to be offensive (mostly because of a lack of understanding of English).
Ugh! That damn piece of ghetto trash was trying to hit on me. Do I look like I date that kind of riff-raff?!
by yogafart February 12, 2006
mugGet the ghetto trashmug.

ghetto mocha

Powdered hot cocoa mix added to drip (or sometimes even instant) coffee.

Can be made for free in many company breakrooms.
Forget Starbucks, I'm going to go make a ghetto mocha!
by Shizbang Lewis March 9, 2004
mugGet the ghetto mochamug.

ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.
I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.
by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018
mugGet the ghetto ticketmug.

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