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Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die
Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?
by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018
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funemployment

funemployment is when you are unemployed and not looking to find a job,usually living off unemployment for long periods of time. These people sponge off the tax money of others.
My friend lives with his parents pays no rent and is going to spring break with his "funemployment" check.
by lsvgs99 November 6, 2011
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funemployment

The condition must be enjoyable ("Fun"), and also be generating a 'livable' income ("Employment").
Neo is really enjoying funemployment. He works on fun and billable freelance projects and has flexible schedule to also enjoy life. Neo has been funemployed for the past decade.
by neo007 August 16, 2016
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funee monkee bhop

when u hit mad p with your hops
teammate: "you have some funee monkee bhops skills"
you: "thanks"
*you fail to bhop to banana and fucking die*
by silver elite master January 12, 2021
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funeral cake

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.
by K Victoria September 22, 2012
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funemployed

a person who, rather than getting a job, remains unemployed living off the bank of mum and dad, burning holes in their pockets like there's no tomorrow
Person 1: "Hey bro, how can that girl live a lifestyle so lavish when she doesn't even have a job"

Person 2: "Such a shame aye, I thought she was kinda cute, I could never scoop so low as to date a girl that's funemployed, imagine the daddy issues"
by sgbz19 May 29, 2019
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funeral party

It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body
Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend
by Cain Soulessone July 15, 2016
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