Mail Mother Fucker 

Phrase used in the movie Eurotrip as an annocement that he got mail

BEEP BEEP MAIL MOTHER FUCKEr

Mail Mother Fucker by joe shmit July 8, 2004

lil fucker 

An annoying little kid

Ugh, lil fucker

lil fucker by LT FuzzyNuts April 20, 2018

Pillow Fucker

A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about. Typical behavior of young boys with unmet sexual desires, in their early stages of exploring the bees and the birds.

In the middle of the night
Dad: Whats that noise coming from juniors bedroom?
Mom: Its our little pillow fucker in action!

Pillow Fucker by Obe Amma November 17, 2016

fruit fucker 

An anthropomorphic fruit juicing device, found at wordPenny Arcade/word.

Hot Damn! My Fruit Fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin

fruit fucker by G\'eater June 10, 2003

Chunk fucker 

when a man loobs up a fat man or women and has sex with the fat. Can use any loob from butter to mayonaise. After intercourse man preceeds to deposit a shit in a fat roll for all involved. An excellent way to avoid pregnancy or an STD. Not an excellent way to convince your friends you're not creepy or don't like man tits.

Joe- "Randy is wierd!"
Poo- "Why?"
Joe- "I walked him on him with 10 300lb women and hundreds of empty butter bowls. He was caught in a fat sandwhich from all sides. From underneath the pile came the loud cry of moose"
Poo- "...chunk fucker..."
Gerald- "I just shat on yo baby!!!"

Chunk fucker by Wet Biscuit Mcglee October 25, 2006

rooty toot insecure mother fucker 

This is a person, man or woman who walks around like they are the shit. This person is an overblown braggart who believes in themselves like some people believe in God. This person is recognized by exaggerated stateliness; and oh so pretentious in speech and manner.

Here comes Dominic again, "sigh" man that guy is one rooty toot insecure mother fucker!

See that chick with the HotGirl license plate? She really believes in her own importance to the male race. Gross!!!

rooty toot insecure mother fucker by charlesjamesonIV November 13, 2011

lyrics fucker 

Any person that screws up the lyrics of a song.Frequently this is a result of the lyrics being misheard (also called mondegreens) or due to the original artist being hard to understand. Lyrics fuckers are normally exposed while singing along with the radio. There are a number of websites that feature "misheard song lyrics" and many of them are quite funny.

The old lady was rockin' with the Beach Boy's song about "My Little Poop Scoop". (Little Deuce Coupe).She's such a lyrics fucker.

lyrics fucker by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011