by Benderover August 23, 2005
Get the B.F.T.B mug.F.T.K. is an acronym for Fuck The Kells, which is the name of a enjoyable song by The Vagiants. It is also screamed out by teenage girls to express a variety of feelings ranging from boredom to euphoria.
You are sitting in English 11 and your teacher asks you to write out the dominant mood of the next ten descriptive poems.
Express yourself using F.T.K.
"Hey, Car, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey Andy, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey, Mad, FUCK THE KELLLLLLSSS!!!!"
Express yourself using F.T.K.
"Hey, Car, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey Andy, FUCK THE KELLS!"
"Hey, Mad, FUCK THE KELLLLLLSSS!!!!"
by aleep May 28, 2008
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by Gregegg Heefflar May 25, 2020
Get the B I J D A F L D M D G F T mug.Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.
Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.
Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.
Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"
by Funny Girls September 11, 2006
Get the A.F.T. mug."Nice Tattoo, what does F.T.W. mean?"
"It means Forever Two Wheels"
"oh your a biker?"
"No, im a motorcycle enthusiast, big difference."
"It means Forever Two Wheels"
"oh your a biker?"
"No, im a motorcycle enthusiast, big difference."
by Eric (EMS) January 7, 2008
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Multiple Attractive Female Texting: Engaging in sms conversations with two or more attractive females.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
Other forms of the word:
M.A.F.T.-ing
M.A.F.T.-ed
Often accompanied by numerical prefixes such as: Bi, Tri, Quad.
****CAUTION******
Tri/Quad-M.A.F.T.-ing can lead to intense confusion! Sometimes causing the male author to double check the intended contact before pressing send, to ensure they are replying to the intended A.F. Failing to do so can result in confusing responses and awkward, incriminating follow up questions.
I'm Tri-M.A.F.T.-ing right now with some hotties!
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
I Quad-M.A.F.T.-ed for 3 hours last night.
S.A.F.T.
by Ruckus_626 August 26, 2011
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