fruit neck

someone so fat they have a fat neck

That fat guys a fruit neck.

by Fag Legs January 11, 2009

Boner Fruit

synonym for testicles, balls, nads, rocks, stones, gonads, jewels, ball sack

A good girl will also play with your boner fruit during a BJ

by chimmler December 23, 2009

Pillsbury Fruitcup

The act of using various fruits all at the same time to pleasure yourself or another person passionately. All holes of the body must be filled.

Dude, I just gave myself a pillsbury fruitcup!
No way man, I thought that wasn't possible!
Well it is, I just filled all of my bodily holes with fruit!
Wow, I have so much more respect for you now...
Lets go give your girlfriend a pillsbury fruitcup now!
Fuck yes! But, wait, can we use a pineapple?
Yeah, and don't forget the pomegranites!

by The Master Of All Things Fruit September 25, 2010

oyster fruit

slang for pearls

"Damn, that hoe ova' there got herself a damn big set of oyster fruit round her neck."

by junksniffer45 December 27, 2013

fruit loop

I've always used fruit loop to describe someone who was a bit dippy or loopy, in the mad, scatter-brained sense.

I can't believe you just said that, you fruit loop!

by Em1710 August 3, 2006

fruitcatch

Game, a contest to see who can get a proposition for gay sex first.

Hey, nice to see you here in Oahu! Let's go play some fruitcatch.

by mekskwpm October 5, 2008

fruit salaad

Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.

today they were fruit salaad.

The defense was absolute fruit salaad.

Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .

by theotherone May 3, 2009