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Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.
Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever
by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018
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Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.
I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?
by jesus March 18, 2005
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free ballin

verb, when a male goes with no boxers or briefs, where the balls hang free
Bill's boxers were in the wash so he had to go free ballin.
by gingerly November 5, 2003
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free speech

An American right, mentioned in the U.S Constitution in the first amendment,that prevents congress from prohibiting the freedom of speech, or of the press;as well as several other rights.
Free speech is perishing in public schools.
by Gerald July 12, 2006
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Free app

Free app - An expression given to a free, enjoyable activity that occurs spontaneously.
Person 1: “What a great idea to use these beach rocks to play bocce ball"

Person 2: “Ya man, total free app”
by Nibbly October 8, 2011
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Hype Free

Being individual and liking things (e.g bands) because of the message they convey, and not just liking them because your friends or everybody like them and backing the band because of this message

Expressed by bands such as The Acacia Strain
this bands sick and everyones listening to them", "get a life man like music for yourself not because everyone else does be hype free
by clthulu July 10, 2010
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free pass

free pass. a term used to describe an allowed discretion in a relationship. often given to individuals in a relationship when one allows the other to sleep with someone else while on vacation or at a bachelor/bachelorette party.
As it was his last night of freedom, I gave my fiance a free pass for his stag night.
by Scout71 June 27, 2008
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