Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

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You have lost your foreskin privilege

Fate decided by the council for making a high level offense to Reddit or a redditor

guy: "yo Minecraft is SHIT"
redditor: "the council will decide your fate"
*After trial*
the council: "you have lost your foreskin privilege"

by Boiling hot semen October 10, 2020

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foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

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FORESKIN BLOWPOP

The act of blowing a man's foreskin up like a balloon right after he cums.

JANICE SHOWED ME A COOL MAGIC TRICK CALLED THE FORESKIN BLOWPOP LAST NIGHT GUYS. AFTER I CAME SHE BLEW UP MY FORESKIN LIKE A BALLON IT FELT SO GOOD

by Kayden33K April 18, 2023

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The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024

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