Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.

Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.

by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017

bloody fetus

someone or something that is totally uncool which should make complete and total sense. for instance, take the word fetus alone. this word is hardly spoken amongst peer groups of any age, color, or sexual orientation. Adding "bloody" magically magnifies this already gross word into a ravaging triceratops bulls-eyeing into a grandmother's cooter.

Hello sir, I see you are in the process of blowing up an area full of women and children. You are a bloody fetus.

by Banshee Beat August 9, 2006

Fecal Fetus

A foul term in relation to the act of deficating, or a homosexual comment about making a child.

After Dirk ate 4 steaks, and 3 potatoes, he gave birth to a fecal fetus that broke the toilet.

I like that man over there i want to give him a fecal fetus.

by demtris October 1, 2006

zombie fetus

The fetus that comes out prematurely and latches onto your penis while having sex with a pregnant women.

That zombie fetus grabbed my penis and wouldn't let go!

by JRDI June 13, 2008

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.

"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"

by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013