fuzz-mizzling

when a stone-cold splifter next door is blazing up some serious wimbledon turf, and you're getting fun-faired round the back door for freebies or getting caked off your spanner for no green

you going tesco? I can't, I'm fuzz-mizzling", "I'm fuzz-mizzled off my jazzy phizzle right now", "stop fuzz-mizzling my free fumes you tramp", "I've been fuzz-mizzling since I was a wee bairn

by fiscal o'driscoll May 25, 2011

flizzarding

When it's just flurrying but teachers in the south think they might get a snow day or delay anyway.

Teacher #1: Is it snowing at your house?
Teacher #2: It's flizzarding but maybe we'll get a snow day anyway!
Teacher #1: Or at least a 2 hour delay!

by The Snow Sorceress September 20, 2016

fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

fuzz rino

A girl that you fuck with occasionally. Then find her another man to fuck with.

"Hey, have you found a fuzz rino for me yet?"
"Haha not yet!"

by Stephan Williams September 21, 2016

fuzz on the chapstick

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.

"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.

by Fluffy Puppy 419 November 17, 2016

Fuzz Bumpin

A sexual act with maximum pubic hair contact.

Bob: Fuzz bumpin is fun

Mom: You damn right son

by Frozen Bob April 19, 2017

fuzz fucker

Anyone who ingages in bestiality.

So, I heard you like Sarah.

I did, turns out she's a fuzz fucker.

by Anarchist pudding May 3, 2017