Senator Flood

A person who is so fashionable but secretly ripped

He is a Senator Flood

by Citadel99 June 6, 2018

floods

The food eaten when you have a flu.

Do you have a recipe book for floods?
Floods?
Yeah, flu foods

by Lucky_Icecube August 13, 2017

Sexual Flood

When a woman gets off so violently when her significance of there goes down on her and he needs floaties in a row because he will go through massive waves of vaginal secretion and come

Oh crap I didn't see that coming of never had a sexual flood before

by thequeenbiatch June 10, 2022

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

african flood water

When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it

“Dude me and my girlfriend tried African flood watering and the smell was terrible”

by Flood water March 11, 2019

Flood me

To send someone a bunch of pictures and videos of yourself.

@therealyvngever

Him: Can you FLOOD me real quick?

Her: What does flood me mean?
Him: Send me a bunch of pics and videos of you.

by @Therealyvng4ever August 11, 2022