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flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.
"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"
by FunkyB September 30, 2009
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Fluttercunt

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
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Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.
May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.
by rockisintheair December 6, 2010
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Flifter

(as noun): An airborn partical shed from a larger entity, usually a plant or animal, which tends to move towards a person or group of people due to air currents, static charge, or other forces.

(as verb): To be overly affectionate towards. To hover about the target of ones affection in a doting manner. To move in the manner of a flifter.
As we entered the undisturbed room, the air became thick with flifters.

Damn! A flifter just landed in my eye.

The boy often fliftered about the girls he liked to the point of annoyance.
by Jefuslives July 22, 2011
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Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.
The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.
by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018
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Fitter

A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.

Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.

They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.

There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.

They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021
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shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)
"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"
by sknudson April 8, 2008
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