Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

flesh stepper

A non-inviting way to refer to a ‘skin-walker’ - a being that transforms into animals - typically coyotes, and sometimes people, in an attempt to kill humans. The legend comes from Navajo culture and is associated with death and bad omens. They roam the Appalachian area.

Beware of flesh steppers when entering the forest, you don’t want one stalking you.

by Tal N November 25, 2022

Flesh-cloud

Flesh-cloud / fleSH-kloud /

noun

1. A person of low substance.

2. One who floats through life aimlessly with little to no direction.

3. An individual devoid of merit.

Synonyms: meat head, chuckle head, chowder brain, stew bag, airhead.

Billy's proclivity for behaving like a FLESH-CLOUD, has led to his poor Math grade.

by Skellatina October 22, 2018

Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021

flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.

Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.

by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019

flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.

As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face

by craig peircton May 25, 2010

flesh pyramid

A pyramid of humans.

Wow- look at those kids making that flesh pyramid! They really outdid the Egyptians.

by Smokey8675309 June 8, 2023