Chicken feed

A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket

I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed

by purpleponce October 25, 2020

to feed the centipede

1. A phrasal verb with the meaning to go to the W.C. and do number two. Inspired by the dutch horror film "The Human Centipede."

2. To literally feed your pet centipede.

E.g. 1:

Man: Argh! That indian food's going right through me. Be right back, I have to feed the centipede.
Bystander: Lol what?

E.g. 2:

Man: I'm sorry Carol but I have to hang up, it's time to feed the centipede.

by Caudimordax August 13, 2010

feeding the fish

The act of masturbating or being masturbated into a pond/lake.

Anne and I get naked and she helps me in 'feeding the fish' at her Dad's fishing hole.

During their Summer vacation Matt and Mike enjoyed the simple pleasures of feeding the fish

by travelling_man January 28, 2013

feeding the pussy

when you are fucking a pussy and you ejaculate in it.

are you done feeding the pussy?

by stud27 May 19, 2016

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

Feed the Birds

Okay you're walking and eating something you can't throw out. Instead of just littering, crumble it up and "feed the birds"

There's no garbage cans here. oh well. When I'm done with this burger I'll just feed the birds.

by Necryn June 2, 2015

Feeding The Kittens

When you jack off in your hand and you have a girl lick the cum out.

Dude, I was just feeding the kittens backstage underneath the drum riser

by HumiliatedGrape August 19, 2010