Felman

- a pretentious, flirtatious ego-manic that tries but HORRIBLY FAILS at getting at little beautiful girls while in relationships with other ones.
Also, Known for talking BAAAARE ISH about past issues & people that do not concern them.

That guy is being such a Felman tonight at my party

by 'Eequas. August 6, 2011

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003

fecalwormaphobia

Fear of shitting worms, as during a cleansing of the colon.

I'm thinking of doing a master cleanse to make my stomach feel better, but I've got fecalwormaphobia; I'm terrified I'll be firing tapeworms out of my anus.

by pabloescobar11 June 29, 2008

fecal debris

Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).

A partial act of 'following through'.

Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!

by Craig in the Hat March 22, 2009

Fecal Hindenburg

The act of someone expelling explosive diarrhea into another's mouth until the point that they can take no more and their cheeks' explode.

Cinnamon chundered shorty after receiving a fecal hindenburg.

by BlahBlah2011 September 5, 2011

bovine fecal matter

the clinical way of saying "bullshit"

Person A: "I don't lie, I always tell the truth"
RESPONSE: "that's that bovine fecal matter right there..."

by DocCullors August 7, 2012

Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

by Dan Brew August 13, 2006