Red Star FC

A new football team based in Armagh, Ireland. Red Star FC started in July 2009 and was the result of the amalgation of two local teams, Armagh Athletic and Ashley FC. Red Star FC play in the 3rd division of the Mid Ulster Football League and are expected to win the league and league cup this year by all teams. Their record win to date is 14-0 against Sporting Lisburn Road although their greatest victory to date is 4-1 against local rivals, Armagh Rovers. Red Star FC has some real up and coming football stars such as Anto, the speddy left footed assassin. C. Hunk also known as "the wall" cause no one gets past him and Fash, known as the "Gingerbeard Man" cause of his hairy ginger beard.

Red Star FC trashed Armagh Rovers 4-1.

Rhino: Who beat us 4-1?

Anto: Red Star FC did you twit, sure you were watching it!

by M1ster A September 26, 2009

Cardiff City FC

The fourth best football team in Wales. Behind Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County.

Cardiff City FC Lost Again!

by Joe Ledley October 27, 2009

ea sports fc 24

Basically FIFA 24 but ea decided to change it for some reason

Hey I like this new game called FIFA 24- uh I mean ea sports fc 24 (dam it’s a long name)

by The Italian-Romanian guy. August 1, 2023

Arsenal FC

A team that puts pressure on the top 4. They are supposed "rivals" to Chelsea FC and Tottenham Hotspurs. The club was founded by Arsene Wenger, who brought the club their only bragging rights in having an unbeaten season in the English Premier League.

Roberto Firmino gives Arsenal FC nightmares after repeatedly showing them how trash their defence is.

by Paul Drogba December 29, 2018

Charlton FC

A team who plays like a bunch of girls and whoever supports them are well batty!

1243, who sucks, CHARLTON FC

by Crummy June 16, 2003

Celtic fc

The best club in Glasgow

Did you know that Kieran teirney the hottest man alive plays for Celtic fc

by Mrs teirney March 24, 2019

Chelsea FC

An English Team based in London.

1. Have no talent.
2. Win games with luck.
3. Overjoy themselves by beating teams like Arsenal and Liverpool and lose the premierleague at the end.
4. Have a great coach.
5. He is sometimes arrogant but so r other managers
6. Compared to Manchester United they are just a bunch of twats.
7. Supported by blue bastards who think they could rule the world
8. A team that rapes the referee and demand a fucking blow job.
9. And to sum it up they SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manchester United rules.
Yes Red forever and ever
We rule and u cant stop us
The more u hate us the more we'll stick it up ur ass and prove u wrong
Manchester United-always look on the bright side of life-sheer class.

by Glory Glory Man United June 19, 2005