Failony

A fail so epic, the perpetrator of said fail should be incarcerated.

Rich: "Hey, do you know how far Russia is from Alaska?"

Dan: "Not exactly. I think they're pretty close though; Sarah Palin said she could see Russia from her porch."

Rich: "And you believed it? Dude, failony."

by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010

failocalypse

A Fail-Fest. When you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. Like a chain reaction. failure

Dude, when I chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
Friend: wow, I saw it. It also knocked out the power, and Tina thought I hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
Me: sorry man. I'm a failocalypse

by DuckyMoMo04 April 23, 2016

fallon rash

A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work

"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
or
"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"

by hippyfeet October 9, 2016

fallobama

1. Fallon, NV + Alabama = Fallobama

2. Fallobama: The place where Grandmothers and Truckers come to rest.

3. A nickname for Fallon, NV, because of its isolated location, "hick"-like inhabitants,and lack of activities.

4. Go to Fallon and find out for yourself, seriously.

1. Howdy, I live in Fallobama, yee-haw.

2. We invented the Fallabama waffle here

by Redneck from Sparks December 8, 2016

Fahloogal

The act of secretly pleasing another mans desires at the workplace.

I've had to fahloogal with a bunch of guys to get where I'm at in this company.

by WootALoot May 7, 2018

Fallontine’s Day

The celebration of a beautiful lady, Fallontine’s Day is celebrated on the 14th day of February to not coincide with any other holiday. The lucky ones will celebrate with her while others will toast her from afar wishing they were in her presence. Cheers to your day, Fal!

Listen, Fallontine’s Day is coming up, we’re going to paint the town and I’m going to look good!

by PoorShiShi February 14, 2019

Falonso

The best person I have ever met.

dude you're such a falonso......

by Sunnylonso July 28, 2019