Stanky Face

A murderer. Very dangerous. Beware of Stanky Face.

“OHMYGOD! It’s STANKY FACE! RUNNNNNNNNN!”

by Teddyaltmanisbad101 December 27, 2020

Cold War Fuck Face Off

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

by Chemlock March 16, 2009

whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing, usually looks like said person is using their instrument to masturbate.

John Mayer is notorious for this look...

"My God, I hope I never have guitar face"

"Wow, John Mayer sure has guitar face huh?"

"I mistook a John Mayer concert as a porno due to his excessive guitar face!"

"Man, you look like John Mayer with all that guitar face..."

by Andrew MS January 4, 2009

my face is on my face

the most awesome quote ever.

"A penny saved is a penny earned"
"Mathematics, in it's own way, is the poetry of logical ideas"
"An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. "
"To be or not to be is the question"
"MY FACE IS ON MY FACE!!!1!"

by Stuffattack April 28, 2010

computer-face

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

by waylonisthebombdotcom March 5, 2010

faceass

Followed by the acknowledgement of a dumb action.

Oh I wanna wear shorts when it's 2 degrees outside FACEASS!

by EezE February 22, 2008