Football Team- A mass of bumbling idiots and jocks who think about sex every 5 seconds and fap in the showers.
by GothicInLove December 26, 2010
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wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.
by lacrosse is better then football November 17, 2003
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A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.
by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013
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by Rick James April 5, 2005
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by Unknown I think September 8, 2019
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