by pppoopoo123 October 26, 2019
Get the i get excited like valence electrons mug.Just the stupidest most absurd excuses that anyone could make. It's actually so unbelievable it just makes me question how do you even think of these excuses. It's harder to think of these excuses than to actually pass the HSC.
Person 1: Stop throwing the game
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
Person 2: Oh, its just that I'm not sitting cross-legged on my specific office chair, and that someone was walking behind me.
Person 1: Mate stop making Kevin Chin Excuses
by cootiespoggersbutthole October 26, 2020
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An expression that is often misused to mean to allow me to curse. In-fact it's supposed to refer to the fact that French is a very sensual language, and it's to be used after something sensual.
Pardon my french, but she's hot.
by Idoit November 4, 2003
Get the excuse my french mug.What Protestants are, essentially. The "faith" they believe in no more than a crock of shit passed off as a religion.
by GuidoPosse69 May 13, 2005
Get the flimsy fucking excuse mug.An overused excuse that hides a person's true intentions.
(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "paid her back for wrecking her bike". She would use this "Bike Excuse" whenever confronted about why she still followed Ash, when in reality it was because she loved him.)
(Coined from Pokemon, where Misty always followed Ash until he "paid her back for wrecking her bike". She would use this "Bike Excuse" whenever confronted about why she still followed Ash, when in reality it was because she loved him.)
Person A: For the hundredth time, I'm sorry for barging in on you, I was looking for the bathroom.
Person B: Oh, don't give me that Bike Excuse, we all know it was because you wanted to see me change.
Person B: Oh, don't give me that Bike Excuse, we all know it was because you wanted to see me change.
by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007
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Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.
(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)
Can be used to describe how tired you were as you try to explain to someone else that you set your alarm but forgot to turn it on.
(Note: Good for cutting tension if your boss is mad at you for being late for work)
Boss: You have five seconds to give me a legit reason as to why you were late for work before I fire your ass!
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)
You: (Use the Six T Excuse! Use the Six T Excuse!) Sorry boss, I guess I was Too Tired To Tag The Timer
Boss: *Smirk* Aww, you're lucky I like you! Now get outta my site.
You: Yessir!(You mean I'm not fired?...Sweet deal!)
by PornSoldier December 15, 2006
Get the The Six T Excuse mug.“I hated all those bleeping webinars,” snaps Micro, “and the boss would always check the Zoom chat to see who actively attended. Now I beg off with The Big Excuse, saying it’s long-haul and I’m too foggy to grok what’s going on. She was sensitive about it. Ha!”
“Swim meets always drove me bonkers,” says Bailey. “But Cypress cried if I didn’t go – until I duped her with The Big Excuse, saying that mommies who’d had Delta had to stay home and rest, and nanny Martha could support a little princess’s backstroke just fine.”
“Swim meets always drove me bonkers,” says Bailey. “But Cypress cried if I didn’t go – until I duped her with The Big Excuse, saying that mommies who’d had Delta had to stay home and rest, and nanny Martha could support a little princess’s backstroke just fine.”
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