evolution

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris didnt like the evolution of the dinosaurs.

by Mr Cynical August 29, 2006

Evolution

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Pro Evolution Soccer

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.

Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.

by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006

an education

What home-schooled children give their parents upon reaching their teenage years.

Darrell said he was going to home-school his children so they wouldn't be influenced by the worldly liberal media. Once they became teenagers, his daughter ran away from home and his son ended up in court for killing a man. Looks like his kids gave Darrell an education.

by Bert Thompson, PHD April 9, 2008

Landmark Education

is a personal training and development company which offers educational programs in approximately 115 locations in more than 20 countries worldwide. Headquartered in San Francisco, California, Landmark Education delivers its courses primarily to individuals in a group settings

Landmark Education has been criticized by some for being overzealous in encouraging people to participate in its courses.

by the1withdieas March 15, 2011

Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010