I have no enemies

I have no enemies

Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

California Enema

The instantaneous prairie dog effect that the first drag of a cigarette mixed with the first sip of a coffee creates when one first wakes up.
The origin of the California Enema stems from the lifestyle of those living in California who choose to survive on nothing but coffee & cigarettes.

"What a relaxing morning, mmmm...coffee and a smoke. OMG the california enema effect is taking over" (and you run to the toilet).

by Tashi & Mishi January 13, 2009

enermy

A deliberate mispronounciation of the word “ENEMY” in Quake 3 mod, TrueCombat.

We've got the enermy flag.

by stealth July 13, 2003

Milk enema

When you pour milk into your boyfriends ass then give him a rimjob

Milk enema the thing that dallon gave to brendon.

Ex: brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

The Illinois Enema Bandit

Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.

The Illinois Enema Bandit
I heard he's on the loose

by E to the C December 26, 2006

Cleveland Enema

The instance when one is defecating on a commode and a hydrodynamic turd plunges into the bowl causing water to splash back into one's rectal cavity.

I was droppin' the Browns off at the superbowl after all you can eat wing night and the next thing I know there was a tidal wave of toilet water entering my body from below giving me a refreshing Cleveland Enema.

by marsoopeyol March 3, 2011

Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

by bob beeflips June 25, 2009