Emergency BacktheFuckup List

An Emergency BacktheFuckup list is the third tier of your emergency contact list formation. First is your Emergency contact list i.e. immediate family/partner, Emergency Contact Backup i.e. close friends and family, then the Emergency Contact BacktheFuckup List i.e. are the people that come through 75 percent of the time 50 percent of the time

Andrea says “ I’m going for surgery on Thursday, your on my Emergency BacktheFuckup List”
Tony says “Why am I not on your Emergency Contact list”
Andrea says “Just kidding dawg, you know your on that top level list”

by TWooo January 2, 2023

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

emergency response guidebook

A guidebook for first responders during the initial phase of a dangerous goods/ hazardous materials transportation incident.

Person1: Oh no that truck full of explosives is on fire
Person2: quickly grab your 2008 copy of emergency response guidebook

by That weird guy across the stre May 11, 2022

early emerging artist

1. A foetal stage artist in the womb of their emerging career.

2. A suppressive term that allows youth to eliminate the outdated term equally implied ageist term "emerging artist".

3. Doesn't apply to men.

nah forget her, she's not emerging. oh wait she is, but she's not young enough to be early emerging artist. he is though.

by absoluteexpert69 December 7, 2021

lifestyle emergency

an unforeseen combination of financial circumstances or the resulting state that calls for immediate action so that one's lifestyle or way of living isn't impacted in a negative fashion by a decrease in disposable income

My financial advisor needs to work harder so that I don't have a lifestyle emergency.

by spearl April 12, 2023

song emergency

A sudden unforeseen composition that calls for immediate action from an artist or band. A musical state of crisis triggered when a composer plays a hit song or demo for the first time and the listener is blown away. A crescent-fresh jam resulting in an urgent need for people to hear it as soon as possible.

“Now that’s a jam! We better call someone. This is a song emergency!”

“I’ve heard some of your other songs but ‘Ladybug’ is a Song Emergency. That groove blew me away. Forget the album. Drop the single..”

by June 4, 2023

breakfast emergency

In order to avoid the awkwardness of having to use a new girlfriend/boyfriend's bathroom after spending the night, one will fervently offer to run out and get breakfast. The point of which is to use the bathroom at Starbucks, McDonald's, etc.

"Hey hun, do you want me to go out and get us some breakfast?" breakfast emergency, please say yes!

"No, that's okay. I'm not very hungry."

"Are you sure? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day." oh shit! please say yes, please say yes

"No, I'm sure."

"But, if you don't eat you won't have any energy today."
Listen woman, you do not want me here in 5 minutes!!

"Okay"

"Alright, I'll be back in a few." Thank you Jesus!!

by Roland1999 February 28, 2011