by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019
Known as daddy to most. He can sometimes keep a chick, but he usually gets curved:(. BUT, he’s a cool guy. Easy to talk to, artistic, talented, strong, and caring. He has a very small penis, but girls love him because of his other characteristics.SIKE! girls only want dick.
Dammmmmnnnnnn!!! Eli is so talented.
by Joopmastersteve January 18, 2018
a Eli is a complete and utter fuckboi he doesn't have
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever
any friends and he has no life and no game what so ever
by cupcakeman666 September 06, 2016
A bit of a wanker who loves himself. His main goal in life is to piss you off throught being an annoying bastard.
He thinks he’s a player but in reality he’s a virgin and doesn’t know the difference between his right hand and someone else’s.
He thinks he’s a player but in reality he’s a virgin and doesn’t know the difference between his right hand and someone else’s.
by WaddupMaNigNog February 25, 2020
Eli is a fucking bitch. Can't you tell by his name? He is a conceited person who only cares for his own humor regardless of who he needs to hurt to humor himself. Will he help you if you are hurt? NO. Eli only has friends that like him for his money and status, fuck eli.
by BLITZ87 September 09, 2019