doing duck eggs

Duck eggs arent important. When you say "I'm doing duck eggs" really means you're bored and didnt do anything productive.

"What did you get up to today?"
"Duck eggs"

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm doing duck eggs"

by Paranaboy October 4, 2015

Sex with eggs

Chinese slang for duck

I am going to a pet shop to buy sex with eggs

by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs

When someone farts and it smells bad

When Jeremy Lynch’s Best Friend farts Jermey Lynch says “ It smells like dead rat mixed with eggs “.

by Eejejejeje July 30, 2022

you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!

This is so I can buy a mug for my dad as an inside joke

Bro, you know what would make this better? Some deviled eggs!
Bro...

by click here for a dollar December 6, 2021

eggiot

When you take a dump, Run out of the bathroom (still with pants down) and shout 'I am lord of the dance' then, you are an Eggiot

Oh my gawd.. Mr. Bowles is an eggiot!!

by Twelve Twenty Three March 6, 2007

eggshell generation

A generation of overly sensitive people.

This current eggshell generation really makes it hard to have an opinion.

by Magotcorps March 10, 2016

Eggroll

Slang for Asian cock.

You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’

Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”

by Giant Golden Cock January 24, 2020