Ear hustling

When someone is listen too another conversation that they are not involved.

Look at you over there ear hustling.

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020

Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.

Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.

by garboojizz November 15, 2021

ear orgy

That really good feeling you get in your ears when you listen to awesome music.

OMG I was listening to School Boy Humor yesterday and I got an ear orgy.

by candyland717 March 31, 2009

ear taser

An "ear taser" is a noise or sound you hear that goes in your ear and makes your whole body shudder ie nails on a chalkboard

"Justin Bieber's singing... oh my god... ear taser!"
"She said 'I wuv you' and ear tasered me. I HATE baby talk."

by Stacerella August 21, 2014

beer ear

When a person has had too much to drink and he misinterprets what is said.

Waitress: "Would you like some more coffee"
Beer Ear wearer: "Did you say you are part of the mafia"
Friend: "Don't pay attention to him he has Beer Ear"

by Sean and Eric November 6, 2007

Ear Beard

When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.

Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.

by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010

beer ears

A condition in which the afflicted is so drunk that he/she finds members of the opposite sex to be interesting and capable conversationalists, only to discover later, when sober, that they cannot stand listening to said person speak.

Dude, I called that blonde chick from the party last weekend, she was so annoying, i must have been wearing beer ears.

by lilmatt666 February 12, 2009