eat twinkies

eating a delicious yellow spongy treat

also a slang term for "smokeing weed" you can use in the house so your parents don't understand what your talking about

fat kid: i'm gonna go eat twinkies

stoner 1:yo u got five?
stoner 2: yeah
stoner 1: yo u wanna go eat twinkies?
stoner 2: HELL YEAH!!!
dumb parent: haha you crazy kids and your inside jokes

by Bobby Perz January 23, 2008

how to eat

put it in your mouth dumbass

i know how to eat

by Gay Luigi The Second November 08, 2019

eat 30

Means eat 30 dick or a 30 clip. Philly/Jersey slang

Person 1: “Nigga fuck you”
Person 2: “Eat 30 and die bitch”

by Bavaj November 23, 2021

Eat a gun

To shoot oneself in the mouth; to commit suicide.

I told Koree to go eat a gun after he said he liked Green Day.

by Irish Eric August 27, 2008

eat shit

1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces

1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?

by John D August 24, 2003

eat the box

phrase for eating pussy.

Dude you got pubic hair in your teeth. You just ate the box!!

or

Female: if you want me to cook diner tonight you got to eat the box. Mother fucker.

Male: Fuck not again

by b from the bay December 14, 2005

eat shit

To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.

You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.

by Michael Ellis February 26, 2006