desmond

a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not

aint that desmond ewww

by eatthatpussk445 September 24, 2020

dystopian undertones

The male testes

"Jesus Christ! That horse has the biggest dystopian undertones I've ever seen!"

"Doc, my left dystopian undertone done resemble a succulent grapefruit. That seem right to you?"

by yutt July 22, 2009

Desmond

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo September 24, 2011

dyson

Whilst at hooters with your comrades, go into the bathroom and place your dick into the nozzle of the hand dryer. Important: make sure that the nozzle is facing upwards. Now shoot your load and you will get a facial. A cuCUMber mask, if you will. After enjoying the experience for a moment, wash the jizz off of your face and pat dry with a towel.

I felt like a homosexual after enjoying a dyson in the hooters restroom, but Adam told me that it's not gay if you're by yourself when it happens. He also said, "If it's not a dyson then you paid too much."

by ParrotCall December 30, 2008

Desmond

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!

Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.

by X Number 43257431 September 28, 2011

Desmond Hall

A young black african american boy who thinks they have swagg, and is a part of young money.

Desmond-Allllrahhhhh, im D3 ya diggz, YM all day.

Some Person-Desmond hall you are not cool, and you have no swagg!

by Derek Fatardo April 1, 2010

desmon

A smart, punny person. Usually a male. Smarter than the average person. Knows his opponents well in a wrestling.

Desmon is the greatest wrestler of all time.

by jsosbrhfnr April 21, 2018