Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021

drunken baby

an alcohol addicted perverted girl that loves to party and have sex with as much people as possible

damn shes already on her 12th bottle of booze; shes a drunken baby alright

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.

by jimmybomm July 14, 2022

Drunken Time-Out

A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.

Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.

by G Dubya October 8, 2008

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

Drunken Latvian

When a stranger is dumping their trauma too early in the interaction when you have absolutely no interest whatsoever

Hey man, how's it going? Yeah i'm okay but girls are b****** and they ruin everything in your life and I've drunk 17 beers and now I'm on a Captain Morgan and - *at this point you stop listening*

Oh my god, I just had to deal with a drunken Latvian

by Mallampati October 13, 2025

Drunken Rosé-cha

when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.

“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”

by Ecinreb February 9, 2021