1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
by lavish April 04, 2014
This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.
*Everyone else but section leaves*
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!
by Bea Minor July 29, 2017
This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
by Diana’s airbag November 23, 2021
The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.
by jimmybomm July 15, 2022
When drunken Latinos, primarily Mexicans, in a club or party form a dancing circle by embracing each other arm-to-arm, as soon as a fast Maná song starts playing.
Clavado En Un Bar by Maná is starting...look over there...those Mexicans are about to start a Maná Drunken Circle.
by FrankieSanz July 28, 2022
by Bran G February 16, 2020
A bed, shower, or anywhere else you would put somebody too drunk to take care of themselves because nobody really wants to babysit their drunk ass.
Brent has had like ten shots, somebody put him in the drunken time-out so we can get back to drinking.
by G Dubya August 13, 2008