A colloquial expression originating in the northeast United States which is used to address one person or party who is entering the scene after doing something deemed "douchey"
Bryan takes his athletes on a long run and makes them run under 6 minute pace. When he returns from his run, the tmd 800 meter runners are like, "whatsup douchebag."
by latigid December 27, 2012
Get the whatsup douchebag mug.when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.
You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?
by kingnumbers November 27, 2013
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by idk wat u put in dis April 19, 2014
Get the Sir Douchebag mug.A key socioeconomic indicator of how much a place, person, or group of people have Douchebag qualities.
Jeff: Dude I'm buying real estate here, look at all the hot swimsuit models and the tanned guys with abs
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
Tim: That place has a high DBI (Douchebag Index)
Jeff: What does that mean?
Tim: You're better off living in an Igloo next to an active volcano
Jeff: But then what if my Igloo springs a leak?
Tim: You'll have some lava in the living room big deal. At least you'll have a low DBI.
by Pareta May 13, 2017
Get the DBI (Douchebag Index) mug.When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?
"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
Douchebag 2 ~ AWESOME! Dude it totally matches your Ed Hardy shirt!
by Shut it! February 9, 2010
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